Could You Do Me a Favor and...

Welcome to the game "Could you do me a favor and..." (Asia Edition). The object of the game is to make a sentence using the phrase above and describe an event that could take place in Asia. I will start us off with some inspiring zingers and add to them from time to time, but I invite you the audience to add your own statements at will. Here we go...

1. Could you do me a favor and awkwardly stare at me in a seductive manner as you lay sprawled across the top of your motor scooter?

2. Could you do me a favor and casually lean on the ATM and talk loudly on your cell phone as I as I enter my SECRET pin code to withdraw money?

3. Could you do me a favor and kick that mangy dog on your way out of the kitchen to serve me my meal?

4. Could you do me a favor and add another pig intestine to the three that you have already diced up in to my soup?

5. Could you do me a favor and scream at me for no apparent reason?

6. Could you do me a favor and pass that truck full of propane tanks at the next blind turn around this mountain?

7. Could you do me a favor and physically irritate that family of wild monkeys gathered around me?

8. Could you do me a favor and sing karaoke in a booth by yourself, tape it, and then go home and play it for your family?

9. Could you do me a favor and ignore my clearly stated destination so that you can drop me off at a place that pays you a kick back?

10. Could you do me a favor and blatently stare at my wife's breasts as if I don't exist?

Thanks!!

If you liked this game, then you will love our special "Euro-trash" edition with great statements like...

"Could you do me a favor and squeeze that hairy, smelly, 350 lb. Adonis of a body in to the tiniest speedo on Earth?"

or...

"Could you do me a favor and chain-smoke cigarettes right next to me as I try to eat my dinner?"

or...

"Could you do me a favor and travel all the way to Asia only to consume massive amounts of drugs and be absurdly obnoxious?